it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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