My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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