Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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