Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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