my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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