am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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