Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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