You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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