Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You can't special order awesome
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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