I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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