We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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