Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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