I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
