all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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