yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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