Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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