return my video game
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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