he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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