yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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