Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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