At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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