Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
