Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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