I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
