after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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