yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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