apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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