I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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