Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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