why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
two words...techno handjob
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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