his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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