It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
When are your genitals available?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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