There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
