Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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