i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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