She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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