I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
