Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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