what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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