This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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