I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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