i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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