He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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