Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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