How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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