I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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