I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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