Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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