I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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