She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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