You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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