Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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