She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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